Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh
That mountain lion is just like “little lion? Who are you? How do I get to you?” And the cat is just like “are you seeing this?! There are giant cats?!”
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Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh
That mountain lion is just like “little lion? Who are you? How do I get to you?” And the cat is just like “are you seeing this?! There are giant cats?!”
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"So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days.- a gentle reminder (via serious)
You’re doing great."
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so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
…..this wasn’t obvious to anyone? What did you think your body was doing? Did you think the lining of your uterus just fell out of your vagina? And the cramps were what, for fun?
Considering how practically non-existent sexual education is and the fact some people with uteruses have so little knowledge available and actively shared about their body they don’t know where they pee from or that having large labias is normal, it’s probably safe to say, no, it wasn’t obvious. Nobody thinks you’re hot shit for pissing on people for not knowing something we’re rarely taught in-depth.
I hate it when people get all ‘wow wasn’t this obvious to you guys, you’re pretty dumb’ about shit like this. Shut the fuck up you’re not helping.
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
"I’m sorry for wasting your time.- A Memoir of my life (via @faded-and-dreaming)
I just wanted to talk with you."
You could say he’s… Johnny Trash…
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fats:
I accidentally watched this ten times.
i’m crying
It is so much better with sound.
pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF
I’m sobbing
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